Hosts: Nick, Rich, Steph, Ted, Joe, Will & Amy

Announcements:
Tim in and out
Michigan Improv Everywhere
Red Bull Racing – Coming to Detroit
Richard Lit a Car on Fire
Monkey Picked Oolong Tea – Funny Japanese Tea Video
Detroit TechShop – DetroitTechShop.com
Michigan Film Incentive

Internet Videos of the Week:
Creepy Gnome Video
Improv Everywhere (Food Court Foley)
- Classroom Singing
- UofM Pacman
Skydiving Cat

Technobabble:
Life in the Year 2008
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Physics Movie Report Card
Two Computer OOTO
Doom Rick-Rolled – Standard Rick Rolled
April Fools Jokes 2008 (Google Future, Gmail Time, Virgle Google, Molten Core, Nirvana Getting Back Together)
Tank Model

Media Circus:
Billboard Hack – False
Spectrum Auction
Cat Café – Castitution
Virgin Mobile Print Ad
Human Brain Measuring Cup

Kwame Update
He was Charged
Judge Allows Transcript Release
Pluck Yew

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Child Porn Emailer
Pot Potter & Cat Complainer
Super Government Computer
Gang Member/Marine Shoots Self
Brokeback Mountain Classified Ad
Wheelchair Man Stops Traffic

Fake Movie Night:
Primer
Story of Riki (Lik wong)

Top AFI Movie:
Wizard of Oz
Lawrence of Arabia
Gone with the Wind
Casablanca

Contest Winner:
Miles wins with correct answer of 42

Hosts: Nick, Richard, Thom, Amy, Ted, Steph, Joe & Will

Announcements:
Amy has a job interview
Joe is going to Phoenix
Amy & Jenn are going to Israel

Internet Videos of the Week:
Worst Parents in the World
Australian Super Cop
Wind Turbine Explosion

Media Circus:
Most Annoying Video Game Characters
Zelda looks for her Link (Thom) on Craigslist
Improv Everywhere Takes over Starbucks
Mantis Shrimp - Video 2
Young Kid Explains Star Wars
Cop gets paid Automatic Overtime for Traffic Tickets

Technobabble:
Padded Texting Poles
Sims 3 Coming Soon
BSG Final Season

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Torch to clear snow
Anger Management
Robbery with Finger
Kwame
College Drill
Golf Course Landing
Public Funds

Top AFI Movie:
The Graduate

Hosts: Thom, Steph, Jenn, Richard, Amy & Nick

Announcements:
Thom & Jenn (Nick’s Girlfriend) are engaged.
Lunar Eclipse
Space Ice Cream from Amy
Happy Birthday Nick

Internet Videos of the Week:
NPR interviews Cookie Monster
It’s A Trap
Portal Theme Song in Mario Paint
How to Post on Forums

Technobabble:
How they taped the cloak of invisibility for Harry Potter
Nerf Modification scares Locusts…jk
The concept of the Internet as the new small town
Scientology takes down eBay Auctions
Apple keyboard firmware update with hidden code quotes

Media Circus:
Eeks vs. Sever (Rotten Tomatoes Worst Movie Ever)
Russian Folk Art for Modern Movies
Thunder Cats Movie
CG Smurfs Movie
Wall-E Trailer

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Man Charged in Beer/Machete Frey
Female Anatomy Front Page News
Jim Baker Frauds Again
Australian Internet Filtering Snafu
Sex for Bail Bonds

Top AFI Movie:
Schindler’s List

Nick at the International Builder’s Show

Indiana Jones 4 Trailer

Phone animals

Star Wars Clone Wars Announcement

Schools Pull Book About Penguin With 2 Dads (a true story from a zoo
and an award winning book)
http://wtopnews.com/?nid=732&sid=1344191
Married Psychologist Spared Jail Time for Having Sex With Mentally Ill
Convicted Criminal
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330682,00.html
“A sobbing Reeves said she loves the man… and plans to raise the
baby boy with him if he’s ever declared safe enough to be released
from lockdown.”
Deputies dump paralyzed man from wheelchair
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=575218…
Follow up:
http://www.sptimes.com/2008/02/14/Hillsborough/Video_brings_fire_on_….
City may pay $1000 a day fine instead of upgrading wastewater
treatment plant because it’s cheaper
http://www.sentinelandenterprise.com/local/ci_8249503
Internet sex auction sparks paternity row
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1355570120080213?…

Hosts: Nick, Richard, Steph, Amy, Ted and Joe

Announcements:
New Theme Song in the Mix, stay tuned
Travel Quiz Widget. Highly addictive

Internet Videos of the Week:
Thousands of Crabs invade Island
Darth Vader with Blues

Media Circus:
Questions about the Apple Time Capsule
New G.I.Joes for 25^th Anniversary
G.I. Joe Movie
North American International Auto Show 2008 Recap
Detroit’s Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s Text Message Scandal
- Manoogian Mansion
Henry Ford: Taurus
Lego 50^th Anniversary
Video Game Myth Quiz

Top AFI Movie:
Sunset Blvd was a movie with lots of classic and quotable lines. This was number 12 on the list. Good move but I think they stole some ideas from Futurama.

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Shot by Girlfriends Ex while moving in
Armed Teacher steals Children’s Undies
Pepe steals jacket
Bug Foggers Explode House Roof
Man escapes via Ocean
Kills for Snack Cake

Topic:
Should video games be held up to the same standard as TV & Movies?
Fox Mass Effect Report
Spoof

Hosts: Nick, Richard, Steph, Amy, Thom, Ted and Will

Announcements:
Rodent Fossils Found

Internet Videos of the Week:
Pitcher hits bird
Golfer hits bird
Car hits bird (GRAPHIC!!)
Veggie Gladiator Remake
D-Day Remake with 3 people

Media Circus:
Halflife’s Gordon Freeman calls radio show
The North American Amero
Economic Stimulus Package
Olive Garden Comic
Star Wars Coming to America

Techno-babble:
Nerf Haven
Nick Bought Orange Box
Portal End Theme Song (SPOILER ALERT!)
xBox supporting Blu-Ray
Henry Ford Trip
SpaceShipTwo

Mini-Topic:
Is the web making language less relevant? Such as Google Translation

Dumbest Man of the Week:
One Week Break. See you next week

Top AFI Movie: Bridge on the River Kwai another great movie with Obi-Wan Kenobi and for being a little long it was very entertaining. Very interesting lesson on the Geneva Convention

Amy talks about Mickey’s Girl Instructional Video
Will shared his vintage 16mm projector and news reel.

Hosts: Nick, Richard, Steph, Joe, Thom, Amy, Ted and Will

Announcements:
Tajima Christmas Card
New Year’s Party Stories
Medora Shout-Out

Internet Videos of the Week:
Jingle Bells on Video Card
Chewbacca sings Oh Holy Night
Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero 3
40 Barrel Rubber Band Gun

Media Circus:
American Gladiators 2008
Ninja Warrior
Queen of England Youtube Channel
Wikipedia Citation Stickers
Golden Eye on xBox (not really)

Techno-babble:
CES/MacWorld Review
Gizmodo CES Prank

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Naughty Principle Touching
Man Brings Grenade to Restaurant
Teacher Slaps Entire Class
- Silent Library
Twins Marry
Lion Eats Man
Prisoner Throws Feces at Judge

Top AFI Movie: Some Like it Hot was a wonderful movie. Very funny and Marilyn Monroe was really attractive.

Intro: Judge Judy meets WoW

Hosts: Nick, Richard, Steph, Joe, Thom, Ted and Will

Announcements:
Thom’s Cat Story
Nick Practices Japanese
Thom’s Triforce sighting
Will Steals PF Changs Pager
Richard’s Christmas Party

Internet Videos of the Week:
Train vs. Snow
Giant Spider Attack
Space Shuttle Owns Seagull

Media Circus:
Duke Nukem Forever Trailer
I am Robot (I am Legend)
Mainstreaming of Video Games

Dumbest Man of the Week:
Robber shoots self in buttocks
Fined for Cocktail Sausage Throwing
Man Bites Dog
Chief Drives Fire Truck Drunk
Prisoner Steals Transport Van
Coach leads kids to make lewd Christmas Displays

Top AFI Movie: Psycho, Alfred Hitchcock’s classic. Will analyzes the cinematography and the group thoroughly enjoys the flick.

Topic:
Top 5 Quotes of 2007:
#5: Alberto Gonzales – “I do not recall”
#4: Don Imus – “Knappy Headed Hos”
#3: Machmaoud Amadinajad – “We don’t have homosexuals in our country”
#2: Caitlin Upton - “I personally believe, that some…” – Flowchart URL
#1: Andrew Meyer - “Don’t Tase me, bro”

Gnatline’s Cast Christmas Wishes Top 10 Gnatline Moments

• Steph Quiz
• Build your own snowflakes

http://gnatline.myminicity.com

Intro: Referee gives flag for Giving the Business

Hosts: Thom, Nick, Teddy and Steph

Congrats to the TV Station that I work at. They reached top in sales and celebrated with pizza and Auto Motion.

Interview on SNIde Comments by Stephen Chao, co-founder of WonderHowTo.com, who mentioned a Gnatline Video.

Holiday Cthulhu Christmas Songs - Hear more at

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Preview

We talk about the magic laserdiscs.

The group voices their annoyances with Gmail…even though we still think it’s the best option out there.

Stephanie talks about her problems with Apple that weren’t even her problems. An Apple customer signed up with the wrong email address (which was Stephanie’s) and Stephanie called to correct this. Listen to find out the back-ass-wards response from Apple.

Hear about the military robo-suit with audio clip.

Weekly Internet Video Finds:
The Naughty Sesame Street Count - original
New WoW Ads
This is Chuck Norris Approved

Dumbest Man of the Week: Tractor Chain of Events, Robber Caught in Concrete, The Ugliest Bride Ever and $100k Violin Stolen from Car.

AFI Top 100 Movie: This week is Grapes of Wrath. We talk about the relationships to Communism and the giant ad for the government at the end of the movie. We also mention how black and white movies are growing on us.

Teddy gives us a review of Hitman, relationships to the game and how the acting was.

Keep an eye out for a bunch of gnatline podcasts now that we have streamlined the process.

New show openning with 100% more Scott Fletcher.

Hosts: Brandon, Gary, Nick, Teddy, Richard, Thom & Steph.

Thom hates Vernors.

Nick & Thom return from the U.S. Open Brass Band Championship 8 out of 8 but we got another podcast ID.

Nick got 2 new podcast IDs from his Sales Conference - Stephen Chao & Ed Levine

Thanksgiving Stories from the cast about pie, turkey and holiday shopping.

Weekly Internet Video Finds:
Full Throttle Douche Bottle
Dog Popping Balloons

Dumbest Man of the Week: Poison != Flour, Oops Tear Gas, Child Taped to Wall, Plushy Lust Teddy and Pocket Bike Chase.

Field Trip: Gnatline takes a field trip to the Michigan Flute Orchestra. It’s interesting to hear all the different varations of the flute. Pic of Contrabass Flute - Pic of Double Contrabass Flute

AFI Top 100 Movie: We watched 2001: Space Odyssey. Very trippy and bizarre. We also talk about Raging Bull. Good flick and interesting use of color.

Topic: The Death of PDAs. We talk about texting, uses for PDAs and new cellphones.

Brandon explains his cousin’s crazy neighbors which seques into our crazy Sims 2 stories.

Hosts: Richard, Joe, Steph, and Nick

New Intro is like BSG Centurions

Brand new mixer with Firewire support – Mackie Onyx 1620

Gnatline is famous: Podcasting News Article

Good Luck for Nick and Thom going to the U.S. Open Brass Band Championship

Internet Video Segment:
Haliod
Real Gundam

Dumbest Man of the Week: Al Queda Husband, Fire Fight, Curator Porn and 2am Political Call

Top AFI Movie: This week we watched ET. Talk about how much we remember as a kid, our thoughts and the new CG additions with the re-release.

We talk about the Microsoft’s Surface, Pen Computuing, Digital Signatures, gPhone/Android and general cell phone tech.

Hosts: Richard, Will, Thom, Teddy, Steph and Nick

Happy Halloween. Thom and Nick just finished a band concert with the Motor City Brass Band. We also talked about how our individual Halloweens went and what we dressed up as. We also see how Thom is a pretty girl.

Nick debriefs on his Tokyo trip. He explains why there are hundreds of Jamaicans in Roppongi. Pictures - Videos

Game Segment: Richard beat Metroid Prime 3 and reviews some great video game music – Metroid Metal. Also discussion on Orange Box, Spore and other random video game topics.

Internet Videos of the Week:
Propeller Man
Talking Cat
Drunk Squirrel

Dumbest Man of the Week: Bad Dog, Teens Paintball Police Car, Pumpkin Tax, Monogrammed Body and Gator Package

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Top AFI Movie: This week we watched Dr. Strangelove and Bonnie and Clyde. Both of these movies were good. Dr.Strangelove is a classic with Peter Sellers.

CHALLENGE: Gnatline is throwing down the gauntlet that they are the best podcast in Royal Oak. We issue the challenge to all the Royal Oak podcasts in Michigan.

Shoutouts:

First Derby Girls Bout in Detroit for the 2007-2008 season, November 8^th

Dr. Paul McCready passed away this week

The Gnatline Mixer is on eBay - Update: It is sold

Intro Clip: Frank Rendon from Listen to the Band on BBC

Hosts: Richard, Kuan, Thom, Teddy, Steph, Will and Nick

Tokyo Update: Bell Hop Bow-Off, Tipping is banned, crazy bathrooms, local sites and the epic Pokemon wall.

Roller Derby Girls Report: Detroit wins vs. Las Vegas

Dumbest Man of the Week: Pen Cap Kid, Hospice v. Hospital, Caboose Flip and Principle Punches Cop

We ponder our technological achievement of podcasting halfway around the world.

Top AFI Movie: This week we watched Mr. Smith Goes to Washington good movie but a bit disappointed with the ending. We talk about some of the weird things that have been done during US filibusters.

Eventually we lose Nick and Kwans Skype connection.

Wills discovery: Legos are not to the Metric Standard but are instead the Imperial System.

Zeppelin comes back to life…again?

Expecting a huge slug of content shortly 5 or 6 episodes so we’ll see how the new infrastructure works.

Intro Clip: 300 plus SMB

Hosts: Richard, Nick, Will, Ted, and Steph,

Stay tuned for next week for the Japan Cast

Why Hello Kitty has no mouth

1 year anniversary!!

Video: Powerthirst 1

Video: Powerthirst 2

Video: Star Wars Beauty Pagent Talent Show

NPR Field Trip. Thank you to Michigan Radio NPR for allowing us to recording and being so helpful. A big thank you to Christina Shockley, Mike Perini and Ben the intern.

Dumbest Man of the Week: Officer Sues Victims Family, Train Running Beer Request, Quiet Game Attack, Toddler Evidence and Change for a million

Will defines his Dumbest Man Code of Ethics

NSFW: Where the spleen is?

Thanks to Podcast411. for giving us the tip to always do a back-up recording.

AFI Top 100 Movie: Annie Hall mixed views from the cast but we all agree it was a monumental movie. Lots of cameos and the breaking of the fourth wall was very cool in this movie. Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Will is back from California. Welcome back.

Richards New MGM Casino Tour

Will sends out an invite to a Roller Derby Girls Bout…three plus weeks ago

CHALLENGE: Gnatline is the best podcast in Royal Oak, MI. We challenge any other podcast to a duel.

Regards,
Gnatline Cast

Intro Clip: Christina Shockley from NPR loves Gnatline

Hosts: Richard, Teddy, Andy, Brent, Steph, and Nick

Nick is going to Japan.

Lego Game is a failure. Check back in Christmas

Will went off to California for a Video Production Job at Current.tv.

Party at Brandons. Go circle of death.

Video: Toilets from around the World.

Dumbest Man of the Week: Iguana Smuggler, Rattlesnake Eater, Drowned in Acid, Fake Airport Bomber and Naked Robber.

AFI Top 100 Movie: To Kill a Mockingbird. Continuing on our Black and White roll, we watch To Kill a Mockingbird. Also, High Noon is a pickup from last week. We love Westerns. The cool thing is it was done in real time, like 24.

Topic: Catch All – We hear about Tims Gnomes, Brandons Ghost, Rocking Chair Ghosts and much more.

Hosts: Tim, Richard, Teddy, Thom, Steph, Will and Nick

Video: How to give a Man a Hug!

Video: Cat Floss

Dumbest Man of the Week: Sinning Cure, Shallow Lake Suicide, Karate School Robbery, Grandma Extortion and Flame Robbery

AFI Top 100 Movie: It Happened One Night. It was another Black and White movie from the Thirties with Clark Gable. Good movie.

We figure out our favorite movie so far

Richard goes over the MMO game he is developing – Website - Trailer

Tim stories from the Air Force

Teddy stories from the Dentist

Stories from High School and College

Hosts: Richard, Steph, Thom, Teddy, Lauren, Will and Nick

Good Luck to Paul in FSU

Timmy is on his way back home for some time off

Nick has joined the MCBB

Thom and Nick watched the movie Reds at Craig Strains house. Good but long.

Listener from Sweden on FRAPPR! Map

Website of the moment: Puppy Whirl - LINK

Internet Office Meeting Video - LINK

Wave of Cats Video - LINK

Dumbest Man of the Week: Shark Attack, Poopy House, Naked Toll, Robber for Change and Donut Wang

AFI Top 100: Movie of the Week: Midnight Cowboy. Good movie but crazy Seventies antics.

The Best Years of Our Lives. Hook hands and war goodness.

Dr. Zhivago. More Russian revolution. Very long but nearly tolerable.

Weekly Topic: Pet Stories. Hear about Mr. Floofy, Bing, Raccoon Kabobs and many other stories.

Puppet Time Potter Pals: This will get stuck in your head: LINK

Cooking Video with one of Nick’s Favorite Actors: LINK

MCBB Concert with Thom – LINK

Brandon’s 26th Birthday Party Celebration. Drinking at random bars in Royal Oak, MI.

Will flew a plane over the Detroit River Area and checked out the Down River Rats.

Dumbest Man of the Week: 30 sec Yacht Life, Bring Grenade to Work Day, Mosquito Flambé, Ted Meet Feds and Beef Porking

AFI Movie of the Week: North by Northwest. The film was great fun and mysterious movie. Cary Grant and Alfred Hitchcock is a great mix.

New Microphones: Thanks to a suggestion to Fear the Boot

Guest Paul is touring the U.S. and sent us a voicemail

Main Topic: Manners. The podcast questions: if manners serve a purpose in society? Have they declined? Why did this happen? What about chivalry? LINK to chivalry. It turned out to be a really good debate.

The Podcast is dedicated to the memory of our High School English Teacher: Mr. Clinton - LINK

Richard’s Great Lunch Debate. Do you go out to eat or do you bring your lunch?